He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
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