The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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