Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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