Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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