Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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