I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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