oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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