doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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