Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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