i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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