I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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