Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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