Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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