Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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