I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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