It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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