Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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