oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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