i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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