Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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