BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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