I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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