Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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