i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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