How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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