she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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