just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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