Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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