Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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