i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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