I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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