..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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