I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
In America we eat man semen.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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