It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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