I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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