Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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