if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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