Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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