But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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