There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize
