We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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