i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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