Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
