nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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