Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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