It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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