i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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