Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
