So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you never un-have a 4some
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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