the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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