Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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