Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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