well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
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