im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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