Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
