we're blogging at a bar
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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