I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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